1. To kiss Tim Tebow. Do I find him superhumanly attractive? Not really, but I would love to enrage every conservative Christian girl in America. 2. John Hamm. 3. A male seahorse in an aquatic tank. 4. Sushi delivered to my door, everyday, for the rest of my life. (Not at all related to #3) … More all kenny wants for christmas.
Well sugarplums, the holidays are upon us. All of us are excited for the fat guy in the red suit to bring lots of goodies, because naturally, we have been very good this year and deserve that one month of unlimited Pure Barre classes. Tis the season to have some time away from the job … More tis the season!
Ok, so I’ve woken up with this song in my head for the past two, ok three weeks. With old-school cool lyrics and a steady beat, how could you not love the first single off the Black Keys’ latest and greatest, El Camino? The video, featuring an aspiring actor who should seriously consider sticking to … More these guys.
Once upon a time there was a fair-haired girl who fell in love with an (emotionally) available guy with perfect hair and they lived happily ever after. Nope, that wasn’t me, but it sounds nice, right? No no, I, like many others, in times recent have happened upon the road more often traveled…girl falls in … More this too shall pass, right?
Dear Twihards, or whatever it is you like to be called, We get it. You’re obsessed with the whole vampire thing. After years of fake tanning using your allowance money you have now embraced being pale, since Bella’s pale and well, she is now a Cullen. You think Edward is sexy although in your dreams … More An Open Letter to All "Twilight" Fans.