1. To kiss Tim Tebow. Do I find him superhumanly attractive? Not really, but I would love to enrage every conservative Christian girl in America.2. John Hamm.…… Read more “all kenny wants for christmas.”
Month: December 2011
tis the season!
Well sugarplums, the holidays are upon us. All of us are excited for the fat guy in the red suit to bring lots of goodies, because naturally,…… Read more “tis the season!”
these guys.
Ok, so I’ve woken up with this song in my head for the past two, ok three weeks. With old-school cool lyrics and a steady beat, how…… Read more “these guys.”
this too shall pass, right?
Once upon a time there was a fair-haired girl who fell in love with an (emotionally) available guy with perfect hair and they lived happily ever after.…… Read more “this too shall pass, right?”
An Open Letter to All "Twilight" Fans.
Dear Twihards, or whatever it is you like to be called,We get it. You’re obsessed with the whole vampire thing. After years of fake tanning using your…… Read more “An Open Letter to All "Twilight" Fans.”