What drugs has she taken? We did that at my bar mitzvah! I met my boyfriend at Bonnaroo last year. Who is Jack Johnson? Why would Creed be here? I don’t even like kids and I know that’s wrong. Paul McCartney, be my boyfriend. In the cage with Nick Cage! I took ALL the drugs … More Bonnaroo 2013: Seen & Heard
Dear B, I’ve never ever been to Bonnaroo but this year I’m taking the plunge. I get there’s a lot of music and weird people but that’s about the extent of my knowledge. HELP! Love, E**** Dear Stephanie Michelle Tanner, Finally! Someone asks me an important question. You can’t really be super prepared to exist on … More Dear B: Is Bonnaroo Chic?
Jack White to the rescue. My blunderbuss lover has been outed as the anonymous donor who paid the $142,000 in taxes needed by Detroit’s Masonic Temple to pump the brakes on their inevitable foreclosure. I have mad respect for Jack for far too many reasons, but this might just top the list. A Detroit native, Jack and the … More Slow Clap for My Boyfriend.
Relationships are great until they’re not. You know, you find that imperfectly perfect man that has you saying things like “you complete me” and planning weekends away eating brunch and combining your Facebook accounts (I would never, btw). You embark on a roller coaster of a romance that starts innocently enough but more closely resembles … More How To Freak Out Your Ex Without Really Trying